I’ve been spending too much time on KOL. I’ve finished the White Citadel, Giant Trash on the Plains and the Valley of Rof’Lm’Fao to name a few. Crimbo Town is up and I’ve got mutant elves and the penguin mob to deal with. Monster stats are based on your current level, no easy feat for victory. The Advent Calendar provided me with a new usable item the other day that takes the hurt out of monsters at the factories. Meat pasting the item drops provides you with some essential quest items. Check the KOL forums for more details.

The goblin king is dead and I have his crown! Pair it up with my frilly skirt and I’ll be queen of the plains. I’m going to head south of the border for some gum and mariachi gear.

The goblin king is giving me a swell beating. I think I’ll just work on collecting filthy lucre from bounties for now. That pompadoured puppy sure looks like a better familliar than my Mr. Buggy Bottoms. I’ve also been eating a lot of skewered eatables between trips to the harem.

I baked my first Kingdom of Loathing dessert the other day. I combined a wad of dough with a knollish pie tin to make a pie crust. I added a strawberry from a lesser fruit golem to make a strawberry pie. I tried to make an enchanted bean pie first but that didn’t work.